This spring break I went to Hawaii for a week, which was really sweet. As you may have previously believed, the women there are gorgeous. This is not to say that they are all hot. There are plenty of disgusting ones there, from gross boob jobs to nasty women who are big and fat and where a thong on the beach and read tarot cards at night (she was nasty). But the overall concentration of attractive ladies in Hawaii is just ridiculous; it makes Ohio look god-awful.
Anyway, Zack Nelson, Glaub, and I (we were in Hawaii together) were walking down a street along the beach and we saw this really hot woman who clearly wasn't wearing a bra. So of course we decided to follow her to get another look. We quickly catch up to her and pass her up while Glaub and I steal quick glances. Then Zack comes lumbering along, turns his head around, and just gawks at them. His eyes were fixed there and he just kept walking until he collides with this little Japanese lady walking in the other direction. So not only did the lady see him clearly checking her out but he almost steam rolled a little old lady. It was a classic Zackary Nelson moment.
Fraternally submitted with undying love for:
Hawaii, bikinis, attractive women on the beach and my heart and home Portage Trail AZA #114
--Matt "Blumpkin" Blum
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