Thursday, May 24, 2007

TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO THE HAKOAH CLUB NEXT YEAR

➢ 10. Driving in the ghetto
➢ 9. Finding the vase filled with pudding
➢ 8. Not being able to get into one cemetery because it’s always locked
➢ 7. Racing old people
➢ 6. Free breakfast
➢ 5. Scavenger hunt to find the most pictures with the faces intact
➢ 4. Awkward interactions with old people
➢ 3. Awkward interaction with a 6th grade Reading teacher you thought you would never see again
➢ 2. Heartwarming sense of doing something good
➢ 1) Trying to find a funnier last name than “Raipstein”

Fraternally submitted with undying love for:

Old people, the ghetto, Raipstein, Sam Sodomy, and my heart and home Portage Trail AZA # 114

--Aleph David “Flounder” Poldneff

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